Mr. Whatever.

The only people for me are the mad ones.

surprisedbitch:

me trying to flirt

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(vía pizza)

crystallized-teardrops:

life is all about tough decisions

getting enough sleep or staying on the internet

(vía pizza)

hartochan:

(vía mydrunkkitchen)

*misses school one day*
*misses a fight*
*misses a breakup*
*misses 12 assignments*
*misses a dog riding a skateboard*
*misses the shooting of archduke Ferdinand*
watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

(Fuente: jackdonaghy, vía im-drowning-in-ellipses)

gayseawitch:

lorenzomakesthings:

ranagazoo:

saint-bmo:

anachronizomai:

myfightcomesintothelight:

"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"

Don’t.

"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"

No.

"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"

No.

"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"

No.

"At least you act norm-"
Stop.

"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"

Maybe

(Fuente: furtherdowntheriver, vía ohnomatthew)

lovelynobody00:

moriarty:

how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off

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its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones

the southern isles send their regards

(vía im-drowning-in-ellipses)

molestialseasonings:


same

LOST + tears

(vía ohnomatthew)

nebula-hd:

Nikon.